So I really wasn't in the mood to do this, but there is to much juicy gossip to pass up.

I would just like to start off by saying that the stripper that supposedly had hawt sex with Josh Duhamel has called up Fergalicious to apoligize for making the whole shin-dig up! thanks for totally making me post a false report bi0tch.

Catherine Hardwicke, the director of Thirteen and Twilight, has supposedly came out and dished all the info on Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson. In an interview, Catherine finally came out and told the world that the possible 'Hand Holding' between the two is more than it looks. She said she warned R-pats about hooking up with her during the first Twilight saying, "Don't even think about it- she's under 18, you'll be arrested!" As for present day, she says that she believes K-stew has given in to his charm and is possibly given this big boy a shot at being her man! Mmm Mm M.

Jon Gosslin's bodyguard Thomas Meinelt is gonna testify against him saying he's watched Jon snort cocaine! AND.............WATCHED JON'S OWN SEX TAPE! DUN Dun dun!!!! supppooossseeedlly Jon got a little kinky with a girl from L.A. ;] that fools going down the drain!

Britney Spear's got a little whacko on her twitter saying:
"i hope that the new world order will arrive as soon as possible! -Britney
I give myself to Lucifer every day for it to arrive as quickly as possible. Glory to Satan!"
hmm..... um.....britney?